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Snake On Plane
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A teenager tell his parents about the movie:
Son: I saw Snakes on a Plane. It was pretty awesome.
Dad: So, what was it about?
Son: Well, it's about this plane. That has snakes on it.
Dad: What else?
Son: That pretty much it. Just snakes. On a plane.
Dad: Is it allegorical in any way?
Son: No, it's just about a plane that has snakes on it.
Mom: Is it about the age-old struggle between good and evil?
Son: Nope. It's about snakes. On a plane.
Mom: Is it some kind of phallic imagery?
Son: No, they're really just snakes. On a plane.
Dad: Is it a thinly-veiled critique of our current presidential administration?
Son: No. Just snakes on a plane.
Mom: Is it a Marxist? Do the snakes control the means of production?
Dad: Can we deconstruct it?
Son: No, it's just snakes on a plane.
Dad: Is is a Foucaultian critique of modernist narrativity within a post-structuralist framework?
Son: Snakes. Plane.
Dad: What happens to the snakes?
Son: They get shot, smashed, harpooned, and blow-torched.
Mom: Were any animals harmed in the making of this film?
Son: They looked pretty darned computer-animated. |
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