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Farmer Joe's Accident
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Farmer Joe is suing a trucking company for injuries he sustained in an accident. The company's lawyer, Mr. Green, questions Farmer Joe in court.
'Didn't you say, 'I'm fine, ' at the accident scene?' Mr. Green asks.
'I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessy, ' says Farmer Joe.
'I'm not asking for details, ' Mr. Green says. 'Just answer the question.'
'I am, ' Farmer Joe says. 'I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessy into the trailer when...'
'Didn't you tell the state trooper that you were fine?' Mr. Green interrupts.
The judge stops Mr. Green's questioning and tells him to let Farmer Joe tell his story the way he wants to.
'So, anyway, ' says Farmer Joe. 'I loaded Bessy in the trailer and started driving down the highway when a huge semi-truck ran a stop sign and smacked into the right side of my truck.
'I was thrown into one ditch and Bessy was tossed into another. I could hear her cries for help but I was too hurt to move, ' Farmer Joe says.
'Then a state trooper came by and I heard him talking about Bessy. He said she was a complete loss. Then I heard a gun go off and Bessy stopped moaning, ' Farmer Joe says.
'What does this story have to do with anything?' Mr. Green asks.
'The state trooper walked over to me and said, 'Your cow was in bad shape so I shot her between the eyes. How are you doing?'' |
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