A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?"
Farmer: "Yeah, I want one those dayvorce's."
Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?"
Farmer: "Yea, I got about 140 acres."
Attorney: "No you don't understand, do you have a case?"
Farmer: "No I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
Attorney: "No, you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge."
Farmer: "Yea, I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."
Attorney: "No, no, do you have a suit?"
Farmer: "Yes Sir, I got a suit, I wear it to Church on Sundays."
Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
Farmer: "No sire, we both get up about 4:30."
Attorney: "Well is she a nagger or anything?"
Farmer: "No she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I want this Dayvorce!" |
