A farmer was out plowing one day, when his son ran up to the tractor excitedly.
"Daddy, there's some preacher come to visit, and Momma wants you to come in and meet him" The farmer said "Son, I have to finish here, but I need your help. Go back inside and tell mom that I'll be there in a little while; find out which preacher it is; and do this:
If it's the Catholic priest, hide the bottle of wine, he'll drink it all if you don't.
If it's the Lutheran minister, hide the cookie jar with Momma's butter and egg money in it, he'll talk her out of all of it.
And if it's the Baptist preacher, you sit on Momma's lap until I get there!" |
