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Bargain
Moskowitz met Finklestein on the street one day and said, "Finkelstein, have I got a bargain for you! An elephant! A whole living elephant in very good health, for just one hundred dollars."

Finklestein said, "Are you crazy? What do I want with an elephant?"

"It's a beautiful elephant," continues Moskowitz, "all grey, ten feet tall, complete with a trunk."

"You have to be kidding.... I have nothing to feed it," cried Finkelstein.

"I live in a three-room apartment. I have no place to put it."

But Moskowitz went on: "Two beautiful tusks, each two feet long. It is a magnificent beast...and toilet trained. They don't make them like that anymore."

"Moskowitz," said Finkelstein, almost screaming, "I have a three-room walk-up apartment on the fifth floor. Where the heck will I keep an elephant?"

"You are a hard man, Finkelstein," said Moskowitz. "I will tell you what, I will throw in a second whole elephant, its mate, for only $50 extra."

Finkelstein smiled and said, "Now you are talking!"
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