|Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane
mechanics in Atlanta.
One day the airport was fogged in and they had nothing to do. Bud
said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim said, "Me too.
I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high-octane hooch
and got completely smashed. The next morning Bud woke up and was surprised
at how good he felt. In fact he felt great, no hangover, no bad side
Nothing at all. Then the phone rang. It was Jim.
Jim said, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Bud said, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim said, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Bud said, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff --- no hangover, nothing.
We ought to do this more often." "Yeah, well, there's just one
Have you farted yet?"
"No....." "Well, DON'T! 'Cause I'm in PHOENIX!"