|A Scotsman was visiting a friend in the mountains of Canada. The first morning in the cabin, he awoke and stood by the window admiring the scenery. Suddenly, he noticed a huge animal walk by.
"Och, whut's thaaat?" he said.
His Canadian friend looked out the window and said, "Oh, that's a moose."
"Och! If thaaat's a moose, hoo big are your cats aroond here?