|Paddy O'Shea got friendly with some of the local Boston Irish, and they took him to an upscale "Irish" pub. "Amazin', just amazin', that's what America is," he said, looking with delight into his glass.
"Never have I been seein' an ice cube with a hole in it!"
"Oi sure have," said his host, Michael Sullivan. "Bin married to one fer 15 year."