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"Old" Is W..
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- "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and
make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
- "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new
alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
- "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your
pacemaker opens the garage door.
- "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of
your face.
- "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just
as long as you don't have to go along.
- "OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
instead of by the police.
- "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need
to take any fiber today.
- "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in
the parking lot.
- "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to
pee
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