An older man was married to a younger woman. After several
years of being happily married, the man had a heart attack.
The doctor advised him that to prolong his life, he would
have to stop having sex with his wife.
The man and his wife discussed the matter and decided that
he should sleep in the family room downstairs to save them
both from temptation.
One night, after several weeks, he decided that life without
sex wasn't worth living. So he headed upstairs.
He met his wife on the staircase and said, "I was coming up
to die."
She laughed and replied, "And I was coming down to kill you!" |
