A man comes home from an exhausting day at
work, plops down on the couch in front of the
television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer
before it starts." The wife sighs and gets him
a beer.
Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another
beer before it starts." She looks cross, but
fetches another beer and slams it down next to
him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes
later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's
going to start any minute."
The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that
all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and
sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a
lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore..."
The man sighs and says, "It's started..." |
