Three wives were bemoaning their husbands' attitudes towards leftovers. "It gets rough," one said. "My husband is a Movie Producer and he calls them 'reruns'."
"You think you have it bad," was the reply. "Mine is a Quality Control Engineer and he calls them 'rejects'!"
"That's nothing compared to me," said the third lady. "My husband is a mortician. He calls them 'remains'!"
