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It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father.
"Let's try to make this look natural," she said.
"Junior, put your arm around your dad's shoulder."
The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?"
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| Added on 05-14-2008 |
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.
"I'm busy," he said. "I'll do the next one."
The next time came around and she asked again.
The husband narrowed his eyes as he looked at his wife.
"I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby." !
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| Added on 05-14-2008 |
A bill collector came knocking at Nadine's door; she had fallen behind on her bills.
"All right, lady," said the bill collector, "how about the next installment on that couch?"
Nadine shrugged and said. "I guess that's better than having to give you money."
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| Added on 05-14-2008 |
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