An investment counselor went out on her own. She was Shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty Soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, So she began interviewing young lawyers.
"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned Forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an *honest* lawyer?"
"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you Something about honesty. Why, I'm so honest that my Father lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education And I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very First case."
"Impressive..... And what sort of case was that?"
The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He Sued me for the money." |
