A teacher was reviewing her class's homework assignment. She
asked Susie to stand up and tell the class what part of the human
body enlarges to seven times its original size when stimulated.
Susie stood up, shuffled her feet and said, "Well, I think I
know, but I'm too embarrassed to tell you."
The teacher said, "Sit down, Susie. Johnny, tell the class what
part of the human body enlarges to seven times its size when
stimulated."
Johnny said, "That's easy. The pupil of the eye enlarges to seven
times its original size when stimulated by light."
The teacher said, "That's right, Johnny."
Then she turned to Susie and said, "Susie, first of all, you
didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And
third, when you get married, you're in for a big disappointment." |
