Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watchwed as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's leg's, rump and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "because when i'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, i think the UPS guy wants to buy mom." |
