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Jokes Home > Little Johnny > Johnny Gets Absent From School
Johnny Gets Absent F..
The local high school has a policy that the parents must
call the school if the student is to be absent for the day.
Little Johnny, deciding to bunk and go to the mall with her friends,
waited till her parents had left for work and called the
school himself. This is the actual conversation of
the telephone call.

Little Johnny: "Hi, I'm calling to report that Little Johnny is unable to
make it to school today because he is ill."


Secretary at high school: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I'll
note his absence. Who is this calling?"

Little Johnny: "This is my mother."
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