One day a nursery school teacher says to the class, "Who can use the word DEFINITELY in a sentence?
A little girl jumps up and says...
"The sky is definitely blue!"
The teacher replies, "Oh Sorry Amy, but the sky can also be gray, or orange..."
A little boy quickly says...
"Trees are definitely green!"
Teacher replies, "Oh Sorry Michael, but in the autumn the trees change colour..."
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and shouts,
"Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course not!!!"
"Then I have DEFINITELY shit my pants!" |
