The loneliness of a middle-aged man and woman - both divorcees, eventually blossomed into love and finally marriage, but the wedding night turned into a real disaster.
"You just do not fulfill me sexual expectations," the bride commented the following morning.
You're right about that." replied the new husband. "But when I promised to fill the void in your life, I simply had no idea that it would be so blooming large!"
You know, things could be worse. What if sex were fattening? |
