In the middle of harvesting, one of the farmhands had to obey the call of nature. He went to the edge of the field and started to pee.
Most unfortunately, he was stung by a bee right on the tip of his manhood.
The pain was unbearable, but he remembered a piece of good advice.
He went to the farmer's house and put his thingy in buttermilk.
At that moment, the farmer's daughter walked in. Her face red, she stood perfectly still looking at him.
"Have you never seen one of these before?" the farmhand asked.
To which the girl replied, "Yes, but this is the first time I've seen one being reloaded!" |
