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Screw The Mailman
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It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of
carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same
neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he
was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly
congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift
envelope.
At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine
cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of
terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the
door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She
took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the
stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most
passionate love he had ever experienced! When he had enough, they
went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast; eggs,
potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed
orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of
steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill
sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All of this was just too wonderful for words", he said; "But
what's the dollar for"?
"Well", she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would
be your last day, and that we should do something special for
you. I asked him what to give you, and he said;
'Screw him. Give him a dollar'... The breakfast was my idea!!" |
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