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Two old ladies were outside the Nursing Home having a smoke, when it started to rain.
One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom, this way my cigarette doesn't get wet and continued smoking.
Lady 1: Where did you get?
Lady 2: You can get them from any drug store.
The next day lady 1 hobbles herself into the drug store and announces to the Pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (She is after all over 80) but very delicately asks what kind she would prefer?
Lady 1: Doesn't matter as long as it fits a camel (a brand of cigs).
The pharmacist fainted!! |
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