Banta is a bit embarrassed and says "Look doctor, what about the rash?"
"Oh that's easy," said the Doc, "Here's some cream to rub on. By the way, those brown balls are amazing, may I ask....."
"No," said Banta, "You can't. Now, is that all Doc?"
"Well, " said the Doctor, "You could stop the rash coming back with a bit better hygiene. Tell your wife you need clean underpants every day. And those really are the brownest balls I've ever seen!"
Banta goes home and tells Preeto that the Doctor says he needs clean underpants every day.
"What?" she yells, "Clean underpants every day, and me with 11 kids to chase after! Eleven kids to wash, feed, cloth, get to school, tidy after, and you want clean underpants every day? You must be bloody joking, I haven't even got time to wipe my arse!"
"Ah" he said, "And that's another thing I wanted to talk to you about..." |
