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One day Mike noticed that a new couple had moved into the house
next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to
sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed
off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water
and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another
look.
Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking to the front door of
the new neighbor's house, he knocked and waited. The husband, a
large, burly man, opened the door.
"Excuse me", Mike stammered, "but I couldn't help noticing how
beautiful your wife is."
"Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied.
"Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her
breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I
could kiss those breasts."
The burly gorilla is about to deck Mike when his wife appears and
stops him. She pulls him inside and they discuss the offer for a
few moments. Finally, they return and ask our friend to step
inside.
"OK," the husband says gruffly, "for ten thousand dollars you can
kiss my wife's tits."
At this the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of
desire hang free at last. Mike takes one in each hand, and
proceeds to rub his face against them in total ecstasy. This goes
on for several minutes, until the husband gets annoyed.
"Well, come on already, kiss 'em!" he growls.
"I can't," replies our awe-struck hero, still nuzzling away.
"Why not?" demands the husband, getting really angry now.
"I don't have ten thousand dollars." |
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