An eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, whereupon the doctor said, "You are in fine shape for your age, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?"
"Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband," she said. She went out to the reception room and said: "Jake do we still have intercourse?"
Jake answered impatiently, "If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.....
