A small boy was woken in the middle of the night by strange noises coming from his parents' room, so he decided to investigate. As he entered the bedroom, he was shocked to see his mother and dad shagging for all they were worth.
"Dad!" he shouted. "What are you doing?"
"It's OK, son," replied his father. "Your mother wants to have another baby, that's all."
The small boy, excited at the prospect of anew baby brother, was pleased and went back to bed with a smile on his face.
Several weeks later, the little boy was walking past the bathroom and was shocked to discover his mother on her knees sucking furiously on his father's penis.
"Dad!" he shouted, "What are you doing now?"
"Son, there's been a slight change of plan," his dad replied. "Now she wants a BMW." |
