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Sexless Murder
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A rich older man was married to a sexy younger woman. After several years of a very happy marriage, he had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that in order to prolong his life, they should restrain sex.
He and his wife discussed the matter and decided that he should sleep in the family room downstairs and wife upstairs to save them both from temptation.
One night, after several weeks of this, he decided that life without sex wasn't worth living. So he headed upstairs. He met his wife half-way on the staircase and said, "I was coming up to die."
She laughed and replied, "I was just coming down to kill you!" |
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