Fifty priests die in an bus accident. They all get up to the Pearly Gates and find St. Peter waiting for them.
St. Peter is looking at a clipboard with an irritated expression on his face. He gets up, and in a loud voice announces, "To save time I'm only going to ask you all one question: Which of you has ever been involved in a homosexual relationship?"
The priests kick the dirt and mumble, but forty nine of them raise their hands.
"OK," says St. Peter, "off to purgatory with you then. And take that deaf bastard with you." |
