There was a very unusual hospital where one of the main treatments was that the nurses would take the male patients home and sleep with them.
But there was one patient, Rob, no one wanted to take him home. He was a small man, and he had tattooed on his penis the word 'SHORTY'.
Well, finally, Valerie, feels sorry for him and takes him home and sleeps with him. She comes back to work the next day smiling.
The other nurses ask what she could possibly be so happy about after sleeping with a guy with SHORTY written on his penis.
"Yes," replies Valerie, "but when he becomes aroused, it says, 'SHORTY'S RESTAURANT AND PIZZERIA'... "
"Wow!" they say.
"...'ORDERS TO TAKE OUT'," Valerie continues. "'ALL BAKING DONE ON PREMISES...ESTABLIS HED 1922...PARTIES ARE OUR SPECIALTY'." |
