A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
The woman replies, "I'm a whore." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman, "Ok, I'm a prostitute." "No, that's still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman excitedly states,
"I'm a chicken farmer!" The accountant is puzzled, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year." |
