A man goes to his dentist for a regular check-up. After the dentist has had a short look at the man's mouth he says, "So...been licking your wife recently?"
The poor man looks up in horror and replies, "Uhhh ... Yeah ...uhhh...why? ...Do I have pubes between my teeth?"
Whereupon the dentist replies, "Nope ...you've got shit in your nostrils!"
