A five year old boy walked in on his mother taking a bath in the tub.
The five year old looked over her naked body.
He pointed to her Yet, and asked "What's that Mommy?"
The mother, a bit embarrassed, told a white lie, and said, "That's where an axe hit me son."
Later the boy was playing with some friends, and told them, "You know what?
My Mom got hit by an axe right in HER PUSSY!" |