One day a Navy ship arrived in town. A small but energetic sailor was the first to abandon the ship and rush ashore.
The moment he got to the beach he rapidly searched for a prostitute to satisfy his pent-up desires. In an instant he found one.
It was very sunny and hot. Sand was everywhere. So the sailor, without losing seconds, dragged the prostitute under a pier. They had a furious and quick sex affair. The sailor got up, put his trousers on, paid $20 and dashed away.
Next day, same sailor, same beach, same prostitute, same burning sun and heat, same abundance of sand, same place under the pier, same rapid action... But this time during the intimate process, the prostitute could not help but let fly a good and loud fart.
The sailor continued and without paying any attention to this little nuisance finished the race. He got up, put on his trousers, paid $25 and started to leave.
The prostitute stopped him and asked, "Why the $5 tip?"
"That's for blowing the hot sand off my balls!" |
