Thor, the Norse God of Thunder, decided to slip down to Earth for a spot of sex. He picked up a girl in a bar and went back to her place.
Blessed with unrivalled stamina, he then subjected her to a three-day non-stop sex session, at the end of which she was utterly exhausted. After saying his farewells, he felt guilty that he might have injured her in some way, so he went back to apologize and explain why he had been able to keep going for so long.
He said: "I'm sorry, I'm Thor."
The girl yelled: "Oh, you're thor, are you? Well, tho am I. In fact, I can't even pith!" |
