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Jokes Home > One Liners > Things You Will Never Hear A Man Say
Things You Will Neve..
* I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.

* I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.

* Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.

* I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.

* Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines, I don't look at them anymore.

* I understand.

* This movie has too much nudity.

* Damn, we're late for church.

* No. I don't want to see your sister's tits.

* Put some panties on, for Christ's sake!
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