Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man.
But behind a satisfied woman, there is usually an exhausted man.
Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and Sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service
Why was the two piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.
Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed. Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly.
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "
A kid asked the priest " Father, what is your pastime? "
The priest tapped the kid's shoulder and replied "Nun, my Child, Nun"
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - Why?
Reason - Because she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything..! |
