What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
Husband asks , "Do U know the meaning of WIFE??
Without Information Fighting Everytime Wife replies," No, It means, With Idiot For Ever !!!"
Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, Tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
Teacher: U know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?
Bcoz people started licking the wrong side.
Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs??
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
Friend to sardar: Why are U going for a birth control surgery for the ninth time?
Sardar: Wat to do yaar, my wife still keep getting pregnant. |
