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1. The dentist says: "This won't hurt a bit."
2. The IRS announces: "We are simplifying the tax forms."
3. Your lawyer says: "This is an air-tight case-- you can't lose."
4. Your stock broker says: "This little drop in the market is just a minor correction."
5. Your physician says: "You're in great shape-- you'll live to be 100!"
6. Your business partner says: "Nothing can possibly go wrong."
7. Your best friend says: "Trust me--I'll never tell a soul."
8. The directions on a do-it-yourself kit say: "Even a child can do it."
9. Your colleagues say: "We're behind you 100%--we'll back you up."
10. Someone giving you directions says: "You can't miss it."
11. The airline pilot announces: "Just a bit of turbulence folks-- nothing to worry about."
12. A voice on the telephone says: "Congratulations! You're an instant winner!" |
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