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For The Kids
What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?
Discordant!

What kind of ant is good at maths?
An accountant!

Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant!

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Antteneye!

What do you call an ant with frogs legs?
An antphibian!

What kind of ants are very learned?
Pedants!

What do you call a smart ant?
Elegant!

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel!
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