While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, a policeman was interrupted by a little first grader. Looking at his uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?"
"Yes," he replied and continued writing his report.
"My mother says if I ever need help, I should ask the police. Is that right?"
"Yes, that's right," he said.
"Well, then," she said, extending her foot, "would you please tie my shoe?"
