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Two Worse Than One
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A desi had bought a house first time in America. He called the local police station in a confused voice, "A skunk has gone in my basement somehow and made my whole house stink. How do I get the animal out?"
Policeman said, "Calm down, listen carefully and just do what I tell you to do! Cut the bread in pieces and spread in basement then keep it spreading on steps and come up then spread it in hallway to door outside, and then outside on porch. Then keep the door open. Skunk will come up eating and go out. Then close the door quickly behind it!"
The frightful desi called back in a little while.
The police asked him, "Did you do what I told you to do?"
The desi said, "Yes, I did it, and now instead of one skunk I have two skunks in my basement." |
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