A bloke gets pulled over by a cop.
"Please blow into this bag, sir."
"Sorry, I can't do that... I'm an asthmatic."
"Well, sir, how about a blood sample?"
"No, sorry, I'm a haemophiliac, can't allow that."
"OK, we'll have to make do with a urine sample then."
"Sorry officer, can't help you there... I'm diabetic."
"Fine, sir, no problem. I'll just have to ask you to step out of the car and walk along the white line on the side of the road."
"Sorry officer, no way can I oblige you there."
"And why not, sir?"
"Because I'm drunk as hell!" |
