On a joint military exercise an English soldier, an American solider,and a Russian soldier found themselves sharing a tent while on a military exercise and the conversation turned towards how well fed each of them was.
"In the Russian army we get 2000 calories of food a day" said the Russian.
"Well," said the Englishman, "in the British army we are given 4000 calories of food a day."
"That's nothing," said the American, "in the US army we get 8000 calories of food a day."
At this the Russian got very annoyed. "Nonsense," he said, "how could one man eat so much cabbage?" |
