A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an American soldier.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled Iraqi soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed American border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, George W. Bush is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash!'
He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, 'Saddam is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash too!'
We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us." |
