Clinton's plane lands and he starts down the stairs carrying a piglet under each arm. At the bottom of the stairs, a Marine standing at attention snaps a salute.
The president says, "I'm sorry I can't return your salute son but my arms are full."
The marine loudly replies, "SIR, YES SIR! I SEE THE PIGS SIR!"
To this Clinton says, "Oh, these aren't ordinary pigs, these are genuine Arkansas razor backs."
"SIR, YES, SIR! RAZOR BACKS, SIR!"
The president continues, "I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."
"SIR, YES SIR! GOOD TRADE SIR!" |
