Hilarious Funny Religious Top Free Jokes, featuring dirty, naughty, sexy & clean joke


Absolute Comedy
Animals
Bar
Blondes
Couples
Dating
Doctor
Family
Farmer
Friends
Golf
Husband Wife
Lawyer
Little Johnny
Popular Most Popular Popular
Naughty
One Liners
Police
Political
Redneck
Religious
Romance
Sardars
School
Technology
Tricky
True Humor
Work

Dating Friendship Matchmaking, Free Life Membership
Date with Hot & Real People

Send Free Greetings
Send Free Greetings
Send Free eGreetings
Jokes Home > Religious > Symbolize Christmas
Symbolize Christmas
Three men die and meet Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

he first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St.Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,"And just what do those Symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carols".
Special Attraction !!
More of Religious
<< Texas PreacherHoly Water >>
Advertisement