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The Dead Mule
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A preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead donkey in the church yard so he called the police. Since there didn't appear to be any foul play, the police referred the preacher to the health department.
The health department explained that since there was no health threat, the preacher should call the sanitation department.
The sanitation manager explained that he couldn't pick up the donkey without authorization from the mayor.
Now, the preacher knew the mayor, and was not to eager to call him. The mayor had a bad temper and was generally hard to deal with, but the preacher called him anyway.
The mayor did not disappoint. He immediately began to rant and rave at the pastor and finally said, "Why did you call me anyway? Isn't it your job to bury the dead?"
The preacher paused for a brief prayer and then explained, "Yes, mayor, it is my job to bury the dead, but I wanted to notify the ass's next of kin first. So I decided to call you!" |
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