The pope is on his way to Las Vegas. While boarding the plane, a stewardess says: "Hello Mr. Presley, it is a pleasure to see you!"
The pope replies: "Sorry my child, but I'm not Elvis!"
Later, as the Pope arrives and gets into his limo, the driver says: "Good evening Mr. Presley!"
The pope replies: "My son, I am not Elvis!"
So even later, as he's checking into the hotel, the clerk says: "Good evening Mr. Presley! We have your suite all ready for you, and the usual - 2 beautiful women - are waiting for you!"
To which the Pope replies: "Thank you… thank you very much." |
