Catholic priest and a Methodist pastor from two local churches are standing by the side of the road, feverishly pounding a handmade sign into the ground with a large rock.
The sign reads: The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!
As a car speeds past them, the driver yells, "Leave us alone, you religious Nuts!
From the curve just ahead they hear screeching tires and a big splash. The Pastor turns to the priest and asks,
"Do you think the sign should just say "Bridge Out ?" |
