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Jokes Home > Romance > Professor's Definitions Of A Kiss
Professor's Definiti..
Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:

Prof of Computer Science: kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

Prof. of Algebra: kiss is two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry: kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Prof. of Physics: kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry: kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology: kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology: kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry: kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy: kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics: kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics: kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy: kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English: kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Engineering: Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
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